Bejewelled

Emma Samms

Stacey

Paris Jefferson

Linda

Dirk Benedict

Gordon

Denis Lawson

Alistair

Jerry Hall

Imelda

Jean Marsh

Barbara

Seretta Wilson

Lola

Chris Langham

Cop

Trevor Peacock

Crook

Frances de la Tour

Beatrice

Eric Richard

Dog Catcher

John Bird

Eustace

Bob Lee Dysinger

Janitor

Miranda Forbes

Fat Lady

Jade Magri

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